Babies R Us doesn’t even sell babies
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is pissing people off a talent
no camera can ever capture how exquisitely gorgeous i look in mirrors
in the shower
my brain: what if thousands of spiders started pouring out of the shower head
me: that wont happen
my brain: yes it will
me: shit maybe it will happen
In 15 years “the 20s” will no longer refer to the 1920s.
Birb for President 2k16
He makes an excellent point




